Ultimate performance for your BMW.


PUSHING THE PERFORMANCE ENVELOPE

into the mailbox and hoping to win the Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize.


DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?

X-DOTS X-drill retrofit kit

ORDER YOURS TODAY!
GUARANTEED TO BE IN STOCK OR NOT.

Looking for that super crazy street racer cross-drilled rotor look but have a budget that consists of the change in your ashtray?
Look no further!

Recovered from the secret design sketchbook of a shipping clerk we fired (along with drawings of spaceship battles!), this radical upgrade is both economical and easy to install! New X-DOTS retrofit kit consists of 96 high-temp adhesive dot stickers to put on your brake rotors, simulating that crazy street racer X-drilled look. PLEASE NOTE: X-DOTS is not tested or approved for street use.  Requires adult supervision for installation.

Order one X-DOTS kit per brake rotor.

NEW!  Order before July 1st 2025 and get a FREE BASEBALL CAP ALIGNMENT TOOL!  This accurate alignment tool will stop the 12-degree rotation misalignment commonly afflicting entry-level racerboys.  May be used for straight-ahead or perfectly backwards alignment of baseball cap.

Available for E46 M3, E46 330/328/325/323, E36 M3, E36 328/325/323, many E39 5-series 6-cylinder applications and a V8 or two. Does not fit Z3s, well, really because there's almost nothing that fits Z3s anyway. And it's a Z3, not like more than 15 people actually care (other than your little sister and the cheer club).

Performance Fish Device

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DELIVERY GUARANTEED BEFORE RAGNAROK.

Once in awhile, a flash of inspiration, a thunderbolt of brilliance, some would say Divine intervention produces the ultimate car accessory.

This is not one of those situations.

Part of the proud legacy left by an unappreciated shipping clerk, UUC has used these long-lost blueprints to manufacture a one-of-a-kind... uh... thing.  Introducing... 
PERFORMANCE FISH DEVICEOnly by exploring the many uses of the PFD can you appreciate its versatility.

Who knows, you may even come up with some of your own! click 
http://www.uucmotorwerks.com/PFD for "action shots" and explanations. "F-you, you did NOT do that to my car!" - M.M.

Po'boy lowering kit (EXCLUSIVELY MANUFACTURED BY SANDWORKS)

Want that lowered look? Now you can have it with these INCREDIBLE BENEFITS:

1) Easier installation than traditional lowering springs. A true do-it-yourself project!

2) Easily reversible.

3) Compatible with all BMW models and most MINI.

4) BONUS! Now compatible with ice traction enhancing purposes (WARNING: using sand on ice will raise ride height!).

5) Can be converted to pure DIAMONDS! (extreme pressure and heat required, sold seperately)

Important installation note: dead hookers in trunk must be relocated for bags of sand installation.


Promotion expires after 4/1/2016

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